Vintage Videos Archive

Enchanted April (1992) - “Escaping Reality”
Starring: Miranda Richardson, Joan Plowright, Josie Lawrence and Polly Walker
Now this is my ideal vacation fantasy (okay, one of many): get a couple of like minded women together, rent a gorgeous v....

The Palm Beach Story (1942)
- “Money Makes the World Go Around”
Starring: Claudette Colbert and Joel McCrea
This is one wacky Black and White flick. Tom and Gerry (groan) are married but Tom is a penniless inventor, so Gerry decides that the be....

Cyrano de Bergerac (1990) - “Foreign Flings”
French with English Subtitles
Starring: Gerard Depardieu, Anne Brochet & Vincent Perez
An incredibly lavish French production of the classic Rostand play - the comedic yet tragic tale of the swashb....

Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) - “Feminist Fairy-Tale”
Starring: Drew Barrymore, Angelica Huston and Dougray Scott
At last a damsel-in-distress movie in which the damsel rescues herself! Danielle (Barrymore) lives as a servant to her cruel stepmother ....

The Princess Bride (1987) - “Once Upon a Time…”
Starring: Cary Elwes & Robin Wright
In the words of the Impressive Clergyman (Peter Cook), “T-woo Wuv” is the greatest, and True Love is the basis for this fantasy fairy-tale directed by Rob Reine....

Soapdish (1991) - “Life is a Soap Opera”
Starring: Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Elizabeth Shue, and Robert Downey Jr.
No matter how many times I watch this movie I still laugh hysterically. It’s a behind-the- scenes tale of the characte....

Spellbound (1945) - “Haunting Hitchcock”
Starring: Ingrid Bergman and Gregory Peck
This more obscure Alfred Hitchcock movie can be a bit over dramatic at times but once you get past the heavy violin score and rather sexist dialogue (“T....

Stealing Beauty (1996) - “I Need a Vacation”
Starring: Liv Tyler, Jeremy Irons & Sinead Cusack
Bernardo Bertolucci directs Liv Tyler in this sweet coming-of-age movie set in Tuscany (what is it with me and films shot in Italy?). Naive nineteen y....

Charade (1963) - “Stylish Suspense”
Starring: Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant
Set in Paris, this comedy / thriller is as stylish as they come. Hepburn plays Reggie Lampert, a Givenchy garbed UNESCO interpreter whose husband has jus....

Only You (1994) - “Date with Destiny”
Starring: Marisa Tomei and Robert Downey Jr.
The impossibly thin Marisa Tomei is Faith Corvatch who believes her romantic destiny lies in the name her Ouija Board spelled out when she was 11. Fourt....

Le Confessional (1994) -
Starring: Lothaire Bluteau, Patrick Goyette & Kristin Scott Thomas
There are two stories being told in this great French Canadian film; in 1952 Alfred Hitchcock came to Quebec City to film his movie I Confess, 37 years later a fam....

Canadian Bacon (1994) -
Starring: John Candy, Alan Alda, Rhea Perlman & Kevin Pollack Okay, so technically this does not qualify as Canadian Content as determined by the CRTC but it is such a wickedly funny political satire by director Michael Moore (Roger & M....

The Red Violin (1998) -
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Jason Flemyng & Greta Scacchi A beautiful and brilliant Canadian / Italian co-production. This mesmerizing story about the “travels” of an extraordinary violin and its various owners had me so transfixed th....

Klute (1971) - “Working Girls”
Starring: Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland
Sporting the original Shag haircut, Jane Fonda is Bree Daniels an upper-class call girl working in Manhattan. Klute (Sutherland), a small town private eye....

Steel Magnolias (1989) - “Southern Belles”
Starring: Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Dolly Parton, Julia Roberts and Daryl Hannah
There’s nothing like a big Southern wedding and big Southern hair to put your own life into per....

Pillow Talk (1959) - “Sexcapade”
Starring: Rock Hudson and Doris Day
Nominated for 5 Oscars, this is the classic bedroom farce of the 1950’s. Doris Day (the original IT Girl) is an Interior Decorator, Rock Hudson a music composer - bot....

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958) - “Family Feud”
Starring: Paul Newman and Elizabeth Taylor
Talk about a dysfunctional family - this Tennessee Williams adaptation about a feuding Southern family has issues galore: greed, obsession, alcoholism, adultery ....

On A Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970) - “Musical Madness”
Starring: Barbra Streisand and Yves Montand
Your traditional musical this is not. Nutty, chain-smoking Daisy Gamble (Streisand) seeks the professional help of Dr. Chabot (Montand) a psychiatrist who....

Taming of the Shrew (1967) - “Shakespeare 101”
Starring: Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton
Franco Zefferelli’s Shakespearean debut is not only one of the funniest adaptations of the Bard’s “battle-of-the-sexes” play, but probably the most enterta....

Ridicule (1996) - “Do The French Have a Sense of Humour?”
French with English Subtitles
Starring: Fanny Ardant, Charles Berling and Judith Godreche
Yet another beautiful French period film, set in the age when men wore just as much m....

200 Cigarettes (1999) -
Starring: Paul Rudd, Courtney Love, Martha Plimpton & Ben Affleck
A surprisingly cute and amusing movie about a group of young people who are all in search of romance and companionship before the clock strikes twelve on New Year’s Eve. It’s 1981 ....

How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) -
Starring: Lauren Bacall, Marilyn Monroe & Betty Grable
A corny and rather out-of-date film, “How to Marry a Millionaire” still has its amusing moments. The premise is that three models of modest income rent a flashy penthouse apartment hoping to lu....

Norma Rae (1979) -
Starring: Sally Field, Beau Bridges & Ron Leibman
After seeing this movie you will never complain about your job again. Sally Field won the best actress Oscar for her role in this film, and deservedly so. Norma Rae is a feisty Southern woman try....

Nine to Five (1980) -
Starring: Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda & Dolly Parton
I love this movie. No matter how bad I’m feeling about my job, this film always manages to cheer me up (not least of all for the now very dated wardrobes!). Our three heroines have a problem - t....

Office Space (1999) -
Starring: Ron Livingstone, David Herman & Jennifer Aniston
Yet another film that most everyone can relate to. Peter (Ron Livingstone) hates his job. He’s a computer programmer for a big tech company he despises. It’s causing him to have vivid....

Don Juan DeMarco (1995) - “Someday My Prince Will Come”
Starring: Johnny Depp, Marlon Brando and Faye Dunaway
Okay, so this movie revolves around a man but it’s his attitude and reverence towards women that make the film. Johnny Depp is a y....

Beautiful Girls (1996) - “Boys Will Be Boys”
Starring: Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillon, Michael Rappaport, Mira Sorvino, Lauren Holly, Rosie O’Donnell, Uma Thurman & Natalie Portman
This story of commitment shy twenty-something men should be ....

My Life So Far (1999) -
Starring: Colin Firth, Irene Jacob & Rosemary Harris
This is the coming-of-age tale of Fraser Pettigrew, a young boy living in Scotland in the 1920’s. Like most boys, Fraser is an inquisitive child who constantly questions the meaning of various ....

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) -
Starring: Marilyn Monroe & Jane Russell
With the philosophy that “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”, Lorelei Lee (Monroe) embarks on a boat trip to Paris to snag millionaire Gus Esmond. Along for the sailing is her showgirl partner Dorothy (Ru....

The Poseidon Adventure (1972) -
Starring: Gene Hackman, Ernest Borgnine & Shelley Winters
Nominated for 8 Academy awards in 1972, this high-seas disaster tale is now so camp and so dated that I have to admit I laughed when I saw it. It’s New Year’s Eve and Captain Leslie Neil....

The Impostors (1998) -
Starring: Oliver Platt, Stanley Tucci & Campbell Scott
A wonderfully talented cast makes up the players in Stanley Tucci’s screw-ball comedy “The Impostors”. Two out of work Depression-era actors, Maurice & Arthur (Platt & Tucci), stage many sc....

High Fidelity (2000) -
Starring: John Cusack, Jack Black & Iben Hjejle
Based on the 1996 Nick Hornby novel and set in Chicago (not London), “High Fidelity” is a brilliant gem of a flick that will have you laughing at the sad but sweet affairs of Rob (Cusack). Poor Ro....

My Dog Skip (2000) -
Starring: Kevin Bacon, Diane Lane, Luke Wilson & Frankie Muniz
This comedic drama is the story of a young boy and his dog. Willie Morris (Muniz) is a shy boy growing up in Yazoo, Mississippi in the 1940’s. His only friends are his parents, gre....

Blast From The Past (1999) -
Starring: Brendan Fraser & Alicia Silverstone
You may be pleasantly surprised by this movie about a man who, due to the Cold War and the eccentricity of his scientist father, ends up living in a bomb shelter for 35 years. Brendan Fraser is Adam....

American Dreamer (1984) -
This romantic comedy is one of my guilty pleasures. It’s corny & goofy & silly and I just love it. JoBeth Williams is Cathy Palmer, a suburban housewife with a fondness for cheesy romantic thrillers. Her favorite is a series featuring the stylish an....

Hotel de Love (1996) -
Starring: Aden Young, Saffron Burrows & Simon Bossell
This largely unknown romantic comedy comes to us via Australia - a country commonly acknowledged as the foremost producer of quirky movies (“Strictly Ballroom” and “Muriel’s Wedding” are but ....

Metroland (1997) -
Starring: Christian Bale & Emily Watson
Based on Julian Barnes’ novel, “Metroland” is the story of youthful escape from suburbia and the eventual return to it. Chris (Christian Bale) is a married, thirty-something advertising executive living on....

Gorky Park (1983) -
Starring: William Hurt, Joanna Pacula & Lee Marvin
Three faceless and fingerless bodies turn up in the dead of Winter in Moscow’s Gorky Park. Clearly a matter for the KGB, Police Inspector Renko (William Hurt) is perplexed when he is given the ....

Butterfield 8 (1960) -
Starring: Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey & Eddie Fisher
Elizabeth Taylor won her first Best Actress Oscar for her role as Gloria Wondrous in this adaptation of John O’Hara’s earlier novel. The story is one of a woman who is tortured by moral....

Cosi (1996) -
Starring: Ben Mendelshon, Barry Otto, Toni Collette & Rachael Griffiths
Yet another kooky comedic drama from Down Under. Lewis (Mendelshon) is a twenty-something slacker who can’t seem to hold down a job. Lucy, his law student girlfriend (Grif....

Mansfield Park (1998) -
Starring: Frances O’Conner, Jonny Lee Miller, Alessandro Nivola & Embeth Davidtz
This has definitely got to be the loosest adaptation of a Jane Austen novel ever. I read “Mansfield Park” as a teenager and believe me I do not remember the book b....

Me, Myself, I (1999) -
Starring: Rachel Griffiths, David Roberts & Sandy Winton
Yet another “what if” film working on the premise of parallel lives. Pamela (love that name!) is a thirty something single living in Sydney. A successful newspaper reporter, Pamela (Grif....

Welcome to Sarajevo (1997) -
Starring: Stephen Dillane, Woody Harrelson & Kerry Fox
“Welcome to Sarajevo” has to be the most powerful movie I’ve seen in a long time. Totally ignorant about most of the issues concerning the “conflict” in the former Yugoslavia, my eyes were ....

Operation Petticoat (1959) -
Starring: Cary Grant & Tony Curtis
War is hell, especially when you’re Gary Grant and the captain of the ill-fated “Sea Tiger” submarine. Built as a warship for World War II, the only action this sub sees is its own destruction. As Captain Mat....

M*A*S*H (1970) -
Starring: Donald Sutherland, Elliot Gould & Tom Skerrit
Before Alan Alda and the TV series, there was Robert Altman and the movie. This probably has to be one of the all time classic anti-war films ever made. Darkly comedic (yet clearly making....

Mumford (1999) -
Starring: Loren Dean, Hope Davis, Jason Lee & Alfre Woodard
Loren Dean plays Dr. Mumford, a psychologist newly arrived in a small town of the same name. The dispenser of good advice and common sense, Dr. Mumford soon becomes the most popular sh....

The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) -
Starring: Steve McQueen & Faye Dunaway
Poor Tommy Crown (McQueen), life as a handsome millionaire is so wearisome that he must resort to robbing a bank for excitement. And what a robbery it is - over 2.5 million dollars in small unmarked bills.....

White Christmas (1954) -
Starring: Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney & Vera-Ellen
What is Christmas without a bit of campy nostalgia? Santa stuffed this old musical in my stocking a couple of years back and as far as I’m concerned I can’t get into the holiday sp....

Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1991) -
Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, & Robbie Coltrane
A rather unique approach to the classic Charles Dickens’ tale “A Christmas Carol”. Ebenezer Blackadder (Atkinson) is the nicest man in all of England. A modest shop merchant, Ebenezer r....

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1965) -
Narrated by: Boris Karloff
Forget Jim Carrey - stick with the original Grinch. Who hasn’t seen this 1960’s made-for-TV animated Christmas special? Based on Dr. Seuss’s story about the dastardly Grinch who does everything within his power to des....

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (1970) -
Narrated by: Fred Astaire & Mickey Rooney
“Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” is the story behind the man. It explains how Kris Kringle grew to become the jolly old soul who delivers toys to children every Christmas Eve. Granted, I think they stret....

The Ref (1994) -
Starring: Denis Leary, Judy Davis & Kevin Spacey
Who would have guessed that this comedic holiday flick comes to us from the “shoot ‘em up / blow ‘em up” team of Simpson & Bruckheimer? It’s Christmas Eve and Lloyd and Caroline Chasseur (Spacey &....

Die Hard (1988) -
Starring: Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman & Bonnie Bedelia
The unsuspecting employees of the Nakatomi Corporation are in for a real treat this holiday - nothing like a bunch of Teutonic terrorists to liven up your office’s Christmas party! Alan Rickm....

Life Of Brian (1979) -
Starring: John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones & Terry Gilliam
Ahh, there’s nothing like a sacrilegious adaptation of the birth of Christ to get you into the spirit of Christmas. Initially banned in many places upon....

Father Goose (1964) -
Starring: Cary Grant & Leslie Caron
In this film Cary Grant gets to “shack-up,” literally, with Leslie Caron as they, and a gaggle of seven school girls, are marooned on a Pacific island during World War II. Yep, it’s “Sound of Music” meets “Sou....

Irma la Douce (1963) -
Starring: Jack Lemmon & Shirley MacLaine
Originally a French play, “Irma la Douce” was brought to the screen by the great director William Wyler. A very light-hearted look at the profession of prostitution, it was highly criticized for its subje....

Rope (1948) -
Starring: Jimmy Stewart, Farley Granger and John Dall
Philip and Brandon (Granger & Dall) are Harvard undergrads who dress impeccably, live in a massive apartment, and throw lavish parties. They have also executed (pardon the pun) what they con....

From Russia With Love (1963) -
Starring: Sean Connery, Lotte Lenya, Pedro Armendariz & Daniela Bianchi
Exotic Locales: Venice & Istanbul
For me, the second James Bond film starring Sean Connery exemplifies all that Ian Fleming imagined for his British Agent. It’s the pic....

Thunderball (1965) -
Starring: Sean Connery, Claudine Auger & Adolfo Celi
Exotic Locales: Paris, The English Countryside & Nassau, Bahamas
Ah, “Thunderball.” The fourth installment of the James Bond series wins my enthusiastic nomination simply due to the fact ....

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) -
Starring: Roger Moore, Barbara Bach & Curt Jurgens
Exotic Locales: Austrian Alps, Egypt & Sardinia
Let’s face it, in the late 1970s the Bond flicks got pretty cheesy not least of all for their weak plots and bad puns. Who can deny that ther....

The Advocate (1993) -
Starring: Colin Firth, Ian Holm, Nicol Williamson & Donald Pleasence
One of the more obscure films by Colin Firth (he of “Pride and Prejudice” fame), “The Advocate” tells the story of a 15th century Parisian lawyer Richard Courtois (Firth) who ....

Mystic Pizza (1988) -
Starring: Annabeth Gish, Julia Roberts, Lili Taylor
Before her big break in “Pretty Woman,” Julia Roberts appeared in a few smaller budget films. “Mystic Pizza” is a cute tale of three friends who are spending their last summer together working....

Tune in Tomorrow (1990) -
Starring: Peter Falk, Barbara Hershey and Keanu Reeves
Forget “Speed” and “The Matrix,” this is Keanu Reeves as you’ve never seen him before - sweet, romantic, and innocent. The time is 1951, the place New Orleans and young Keanu is Martin Load....

Dead Calm (1989) -
Starring: Sam Neill, Nicole Kidman & Billy Zane
With the Cruise/Kidman split making headlines this week, what better film to review than Nicole’s breakthrough role? Hard to believe she was only 20 when she made this picture.
A wimp at the ....

Hanover Street (1979) -
Starring: Harrison Ford, Lesley-Anne Down & Christopher Plummer
There’s nothing like a man in uniform, especially when that man is a very young Harrison Ford. Before “Witness” or “Indiana Jones” (and too many blockbusters of the 80s and 90s t....

Target (1985) -
Starring: Gene Hackman & Matt Dillon
This little known Matt Dillon vehicle is a personal favourite of mine. The Lloyds are an average middle-class Texan family, dad Walter (Hackman) owns a lumberyard and son Chris (Dillon) is defying him by ....

Shirley Valentine (1989) -
Starring: Pauline Collins, Tom Conti & Joanna Lumley
Who could ask for a better present on February 14th than Shirley Valentine? The tale of a lonely Liverpudlian housewife who runs away to Greece in search of herself, “Shirley Valentine” has....

Captives (1994) -
Starring: Tim Roth & Julia Ormond
A maximum security prison is not the first place one would believe conducive to falling in love, but prison is precisely where love finds Rachel Clifford (Julia Ormond). After separating from her husband, Rach....

Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down (1990) -
Starring: Victoria Abril & Antonio Banderas
Spanish with English Subtitles
Nothing like a little bondage to get you in the mood for Valentine’s Day and who better than zany director Pedro Almodóvar to provide it for you? Ricki (Banderas....

Hard Day’s Night (1964) -
Starring: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Ringo Starr
Ahhhh, the film that started it all. Before MTV, before “Friday Night Videos,” before (dare I mention it?) CBC’s “Good Rockin’ Tonight” there was a small British band called ....

This is Spinal Tap (1984) -
Starring: Michael McKean, Christopher Guest & Harry Shearer
What can I say that hasn’t already been said before about the ultimate in mockumentories? Directed by the great Rob Reiner, “Spinal Tap” is the tale of a fictitious British Heavy Met....

Still Crazy (1998) -
Starring: Stephen Rea, Jimmy Nail, Billy Connelly & Juliet Aubrey
Our heroes in this fanciful romp are “Strange Fruit”, a 70s glam rock band whose career ended literally when it was struck by lightning! Now in their late 40s, the Fruits (as t....

The Big Kahuna (1999) -
Starring: Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito & Peter Facinelli
I had heard so many bad things about this film that I was hesitant to see it but as it landed in my lap free of charge I figured I’d give it a chance - and was surprised by my reaction. I....

Saturday Night, and Sunday Morning (1960) -
Starring: Albert Finney, Shirley Ann Field & Rachel Roberts
This is one depressing film - well written and acted, but depressing nonetheless. Albert Finney is Arthur, a stereotypical, working class, angry young man who is smart enough to know t....

The Cider House Rules (1999) -
Starring: Tobey Maguire, Michael Caine & Charlize Theron
This adaptation of John Irving’s book of the same name touches on a lot of sensitive subject matters, incest and abortion being the biggest. But even with those heavy storylines, this fil....

Emma (1996) -
Starring: Gwenyth Paltrow, Jeremy Northam, Toni Collette & Alan Cumming
I am not a fan of Gwenyth Paltrow (especially since she won Best Actress for “Shakespeare in Love”), but I do like her in this Jane Austen adaptation. I can only describe t....

An Ideal Husband (1999) -
Starring: Rupert Everett, Cate Blanchett, Jeremy Northam, Julianna Moore & Minnie Driver
There’s nothing I love more than a good costume drama, unless of course it’s a costume comedy. And who better than the brilliant Oscar Wilde to provide one....

Wilde (1997) -
Starring: Stephen Fry, Jennifer Ehle, Jude Law & Tom Wilkinson
There’s no doubt that Oscar Wilde was a literary genius and there’s no denying that Stephen Fry is a genius in portraying Ireland’s finest wit (the physical resemblance alone between....

The Castle (1997) -
Starring: Michael Caton, Anne Tenney and Sophie Lee
A man’s home is his castle - or so believes Darryl Kerrigan (Caton) even though he and his bizarre family live right next door to the local airport. Yet another quirky Aussie picture, this i....

Breaker Morant (1979) -
Starring: Edward Woodward, Brian Brown & Jack Thompson
Shortly before the turn of the last century, there was a small “conflict” called the Boer War. Trying to protect their interests in South Africa, the British government sent thousands of t....

Sirens (1994) -
Starring: Hugh Grant, Tara Fitzgerald & Sam Neill
This is a rather risqué movie. Risqué in that it’s a story about a progressive Australian artist named Norman Lindsay (Neill) and one of his controversial paintings called “The Crucified Venus....

A Town Like Alice (1980) -
Starring: Helen Morse, Bryan Brown & Gordon Jackson
Epic is the only way to describe this six hour Masterpiece Theatre production of Nevil Shute’s book. Set during the Japanese occupation of Malaya in World War II, “Alice” is the story of two....

The Efficiency Expert (1991) -
Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Ben Mendelson & Alwyn Kurts
Anthony Hopkins is Wallace, an unfeeling management consultant who has been hired by a family run moccasin factory to streamline its production. Knowing that his company needs help, the kin....

Children of the Revolution (1996) -
Starring: Judy Davis, Sam Neill, Geoffrey Rush & Richard Roxburgh
Like the Americans before her, Australia suffered from the fear (and ignorance) of Communist Russia in the 1950’s. Even if you know nothing about the subject, you’ll have no trou....

Chances Are (1989) -
Starring: Cybil Shepherd, Robert Downey Jr. & Ryan O’Neal
Looking suspiciously like a revamped “Heaven Can Wait”, “Chances Are” is yet another Hollywood film about reincarnation. The story is overly simplistic (and a tad sappy) but what’s so ....

Home For The Holidays (1995) -
Starring: Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr., & Anne Bancroft
As the saying goes: “You can choose your friends, but God picks your relatives”. Like many of us , Claudia Larson (Hunter) has a love/hate relationship with her family. And like mo....

Restoration (1995) -
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Sam Neill, & Meg Ryan
Based on the novel by British author Rose Tremain, “Restoration” is the tale of Robert Merivel (Downey Jr.) a young physician in 17th century London who is called to the palace of King Charle....

My Favorite Year (1982) -
Starring: Peter O’Toole, Mark Linn-Baker & Jessica Harper
Directed by the talented Richard Benjamin, “My Favorite Year” is an amusing tale set in the world of 1950’s television. Benjy Stone (Linn-Baker) is a junior writer on “The King Kaiser ....

Network (1976) -
Starring: Faye Dunaway, William Holden & Peter Finch
In today’s world of “Shock TV”, “Tell All” National Enquirer headlines, and the widespread de-sensitizing of the majority of the North American viewing public, it’s interesting to watch thi....